Thursday, January 22, 2009

I have the biggest school girl crush...



On Charlie Day from Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia.



Why you may ask?

Well...there are several reasons.

1.The BEARD : I think most people know (and if you didn't you do now) my kryptonite is a beard on a man.So many women detest a man with facial hair.I am not one of these women.A beard just screams hot,awesome sex.Seeing a man with a beard is like seeing the virility dripping off of his face.I can honestly say 75% of men look good,if not better,with a beard.And Charlie has a fine one.

2.The FACE: Other than Charlie having a mighty glorious beard,he also posseses quite a lovley face.He has a beautiful jawline that's manly but not overbearing.He is the proud owner of a wicked smile.He has a cute little nose and the most GORGEOUS green eyes.Oh shit.I think I'm falling in love.

3.The HAIR: Charlie always somehow seems to have the most perfect hair.Its a beautifully coiffed masterpeice that takes on the apperance of acctually not being coiffed at all.Its the kinda hair that screams bedhead.Touseld and sexy.Totally gorgeous.I just want to touch it.(among other things.)

4.The BODY: Charlie doesn't have scuplted abs like a greek god.His guns don't appear to be worthy of entering into a show.But,this is probably why I think he's so damn sexy.When it comes to a man that I'd be interested in boning,I don't look for a man who spends more time at the gym than going out and living life.I appricate a little effort in staying fit,but I like a guy to have a little bit of a belly.Its just damn cute.It shows me he probably wouldn't mind being spontaneous and getting some ice cream at midnight.

5.The MAN: Although Charlie has everything I could possibly want in looks (Dark Hair,wicked smile,nice hands,..I'm pretty basic here people) Its his personality that is the deal sealer.Charlie is both witty and charming.His blunders are too adoreable to ignore and just end up making him endearing.He seems to try his hardest though he knows failure is probably immanent.He's a great schemer,therefore making him intellegent and a dreamer.He has a very innocent way about him,that makes me just want to cuddle with him deep into the hours of the night....or make him a sandwhich.But his obvious masculine prowess makes me want to rip all his clothes off and have my way with him.


I'm sick,I know.But if he wasn't married and I knew my Grandpas seccond cousin a little better,I'd be all over that shit like white on rice.

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